Happy New Year you guys!!
Yes, it has been exactly 9 months since my last post. That’s enough time for a whole human being to come into existence. (This is NOT the reason for my disappearance)
It seems that I’ve been through a series of life changes over the last 9 months. And not changes like, Oh hayyyyy…I bought a new plant.
No, I mean real changes!
1) I got a new job- no more skinny jeans to work, just corporate rags. That’s right…CORPORATE. And ‘corporate’, as we call know, is just another word for I have better looking people on my commutes.
2) I moved. I used to live in a basement with small windows.l have now upgraded!! 😀
Now I live in a basement with big windows). More importantly, it has shortened my commute time from one hour and a bus full of mass murderers to 30 mins and a couple of hobos.
3) I got a new boyfriend. Guys!  I’m now actually dating an real human male,  not a Ryan Gosling meme. I was able to  confirm that we’re boyfriend/girlfriend when he changed his profile picture on Facebook (you know shit’s real when…)
I thought this might be a good place to pick up where we left off- with big changes. I considered  changing my blog name and starting over but that made no sense. This was what I built everything on. But I will admit there will probably be some changes in content:
– Won’t have any more of my single girl escapades. We all know that was the cornerstone of this blog.
– Won’t talk about the suburb freaks on public transit. Now it will be the urbane freaks. Freaks all the same.
*Another new development that was totally missed out the first time around*- My best friend Bernice, who I have been friends with for over 10 years, got married (I wrote her a kick ass Maid of Honor speech) AND MOVED DOWN THE STREET FROM ME!!. Buh bye, Skype. Â Hello many after work happy hours and pie dates!
On the flip side, here are the things that did not change:
– I still take public transit,
– I still live in Toronto (Â Immigration Canada still sees me fit to live here.)
– I still find myself browsing feminist Ryan Gosling memes at 2am. Apparently dating someone does not magically make Ryan memes any less addictive. Sometimes I look at Grumpy Cat memes too.
– I still come home from work and lounge around with Suits/Mad Men/Dexter reruns.
This blog will be different but still the same as The Chronicles. It’s still me, just facing different things. But still blow-drying avocados in the winter.
Its good to be back, folks. Again. 😉
What have all you guys been up to when I was gone?!