Conversation at work between physiotherapist and patient:
(might be slightly paraphrased)
Physiotherapist: So where do you feel pain mostly?
Patient: In my back.
Physiotherapist: Okay. Are there any activities that aggravate this pain in your back.
Patient: Yes, sex.
Physiotherapist: Sex? You hurt your back having sex?
Patient: No my back hurts when I have sex. Especially in the missionary position. (insert conversation about sex positions). What do you suggest I do?
Physiotherapist: Well…umm..I don’t know. I suppose you could try going on top.
Patient: No, I mean about my back.